Line of the day
Said by the teacher during the ice cream party in Nathaniel's 2nd-grade class, as one boy asked the teacher if he could have seconds: "No. If you have any more sugar, you will start acting like Nathaniel's dad."
Nice! I go on a field trip to the museum, run around with the kids in the park afterward, let them pull me down and pile on me, and the teacher throws me under the bus. Haha!