Line of the day

Pastor is driving in the car with his 8-year-old son. Son says, "I want to go Israel."

Pastor, taking this as an indication that his son has reached a higher level of spiritual enlightenment than most 8-year-olds: "Oh yeah? Why is that?"

Son: "Because I found out they eat more sugar there than in any other country."

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